Chuck Asay is an Asshole

... but I love reading his comics. They are such wonderful insights into the conservative mind. Take this one, for example, about California's recent legalization of gay marriage (all images are from Daryl Cagle's cartoonist index on MSN:

Can't you just taste the bigotry? Forget the ethical argument, just jump straight into the populist fallacy. If Chuck was alive during the abolition of slavery, I'd be willing to bet my plantation that he'd simply replace the pastor in this comic with Honest Abe, and the gay couple with slaves having their shackles removed.

Now here's a taste of his energy policy:

Stupid donkey! Just rape our environment! The best part of this comic is that it espouses one of the most easily debunked arguments on energy policy. Sorry Chuck, drilling in ANWR would only reduce gas prices by a penny.

Here's a personal favorite:

So true, Chuck... so true.

Global warming, anyone?


Mmmm, no Chuck. It's because the deniers are typically on ExxonMobil's payroll, or just hate Al Gore enough to throw reality aside in favor of disagreeing with him on every possible subject.